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BRB DAT ASS.

Sun Aug 16, 2009, 6:07 PM
Konichiwa Bitches (Trentemøller Remix) - Robyn
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I think I crossed the line today.
I went to Guess and bought a pair of jeans.
Yes, Guess is notoriously known for being a skank machine.
...Or that's at least what I think of it.

But jesus, for a size 26, these were tight.
It takes me forever to put them on.
It takes me even longer to take them off.
Hell, there were even seam lines imprinted on my legs.

At least the sales person was hot.
Her skanky tank top screamed "look at me".

And believe me, I was looking.
I don't think I was discreet about it either.

- j . y, FFFFFFFF.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pantsland
  • Interests: Wouldn't you like to know.
  • Favourite movie: Dirty Harry
  • Favourite genre of music: House, Electro-house, and Disco
  • Favourite artist: Cave people. Like. They were the first artists.
  • Operating System: Windows seXP.
  • Favourite cartoon character: BOX-MAN.
  • Personal Quote: "My pants are wherever you want them to be, baby."

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Mood: Humor ~Gaminex 3 days 12 hours ago
While I could start a flamm war on how Berserk kicks more ass than Claymore, I shall refrain from doing that and just acknoledge your cutesy art.

Cutey :D

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~Bootleg 2 days 3 hours ago
Pfft.
The only reason I really got into Claymore is because of all the lesbian subtext. xD

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Since when did I have a signature!?
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~viospace 3 days 12 hours ago
OMG I love your chibi claymore~ :iconomgsocuteplz:

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Mood: Glad ~moxxorz 5 days 6 hours ago
I love your gallery!!!!
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Mood: Love ~KazyHeartCookies Nov 11, 2009, 5:59:38 PM
UWAH!! you're a claymore fan too?? *giggles*
Look at my avi!

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~author I wish not to tell.
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~VonGod Nov 2, 2009, 8:56:21 PM
Bootleg, I have been following your work forevers~
It rocks~

You win. ^ u^
/highfive

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~Naheka Oct 20, 2009, 11:42:55 AM
you drew the funniest claymore fanarts ever!!! i laughed so much people thought i was crying!!

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"you can't escape the wrath of my heart beating to your funeral song"

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~Supernova1337 Oct 11, 2009, 4:40:34 PM
Dude, your fucking amazing. Your strawberry panic comics are great. In the Hikari solution, when i read "I'll tell Tsubomi", i nearly died. xD

Your work actually inspired me to make this:

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I'm trying not to rant, but you sir, are fucking awesome.

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Mood: Content ~gierose Oct 10, 2009, 10:50:28 AM
Hello Ma'am. :) I like your way of drawing very much. :dygel: Although much of the content is PG13. ;) Good thing i'm thirteen. :ninja:
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~HIGGINsss Oct 9, 2009, 5:59:36 PM
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I read the description and thought, "lmao, I love when people purposely make super otaku bullshit characters to mock people" and then I realized that this person was being serious.

Boots, I leave everything to you.

NOTHING TO JAMES. xD

*offs self* -dies-

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Hobo Elena: LET'S SPLIT IT.
Hobo Sam: *Sam snaps it in half, giving half to Elena* RADICAL.
Hobo Elena: ಠ_ಠ FUUUU-
-DIES- xD
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